leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

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I’ll marry a (wo)man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.

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aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

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suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

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not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

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All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.

Iain S. Thomas  (via safeguards)
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