rneerkat:

with great power comes a great electricity bill

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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louisloveszayn:

"can i use your phone for a sec?"

"yeah hold on"

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reallymang:

you gotta tell me I look pretty while your dick is in my mouth

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yesimbeyonce:

If Beyonce was a superhero, who would she be

Beyonce

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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