when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I’ll marry a (wo)man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which.
All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.