“I’d rather read the iTunes User Agreement.” — one of the Amazon reviewers on Fifty Shades of Grey (via quicksummary)
when america hosts the olympics
- oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
I hate the Olympics on tv but I love all the humour related Olympics posts! Thank you tumblr for making them bearable.